Slab Daddy – Premium Tee for the Slab Alphas

The Slab Daddy Tee is for the legends of the lumberyard, the kings of the saw mill, and the rulers of the router sled. It’s for the ones who see a massive live-edge slab and think, “yeah, I can handle that.”

Whether you’re flattening nine-foot monster slabs, stacking oak like it's firewood, or just making sure everyone at the cookout knows you’re the alpha of oversized lumber, this shirt says it all — without you lifting a single board.

Why You’ll Love It
Premium fit – softer than your favorite freshly planed board
Fade-resistant DTG print – as sharp as a honed chisel edge
Maker-approved design – speaks to the soul of anyone chasing their craft
Printed to order – no overstock, no waste, better for the planet

About This Premium Tee
Crafted for comfort, this 100% combed cotton shirt has a soft, luxurious feel. The regular fit and crew neck create a timeless, versatile look that styles effortlessly up or down. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures it keeps its size and shape wash after wash.

100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Regular fit
Crew neck
Side-seamed construction
Double-needle topstitch on sleeves & hem
Ribbed collar
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Please note: Each item is made to order through our premium print-on-demand service. As a result, we do not offer size exchanges or refunds for buyer’s remorse — all sales are final. We kindly ask that you double-check sizing and product details before placing your order.

Thank you for supporting small, independent creators. Every piece is crafted with care, intention, and pride — and we’re grateful to have you as part of the Shopfix journey.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), William Connor Mandry and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11750 W 135th St #1479, Overland Park, KS 66221-9395, United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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