Slab Life – Premium Pickup-Haulin’ Woodworker’s Tee

Slab Life – Premium Pickup-Haulin’ Woodworker’s Tee

Every slab has a story. Some are carried in by forklifts, others by friends with questionable life choices… but the real heroes know there’s only one way: throw it in the back of an old pickup and hit the road. That’s Slab Life.

This shirt is for the woodworkers who see a fallen tree and immediately think, “That’s a table waiting to happen.” For the ones who proudly ignore the “weight limit” sticker on their tailgate. For those who measure distance in “how far until the next sawmill.”

Wear this tee and you’re not just dressed — you’re declaring allegiance to the brotherhood (and sisterhood) of slab haulers everywhere. Just don’t be surprised when strangers ask you to help move their couch.

Why You’ll Love It
Premium fit – comfier than the bench seat in your grandpa’s F-150
Fade-resistant DTG print – tougher than your straps on slab Haulin' day
Shop-talk approved – woodworkers will laugh, non-woodworkers will nod politely
Printed to order – no waste, no guilt, just pure slab pride

About This Premium Tee
Crafted for comfort, this 100% combed cotton shirt has a soft, luxurious feel. The regular fit and crew neck create a timeless, versatile look that styles effortlessly up or down. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures it keeps its size and shape wash after wash.

100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Regular fit
Crew neck
Side-seamed construction
Double-needle topstitch on sleeves & hem
Ribbed collar
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Please note: Each item is made to order through our premium print-on-demand service. As a result, we do not offer size exchanges or refunds for buyer’s remorse — all sales are final. We kindly ask that you double-check sizing and product details before placing your order.

Thank you for supporting small, independent creators. Every piece is crafted with care, intention, and pride — and we’re grateful to have you as part of the Shopfix journey.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), William Connor Mandry and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11750 W 135th St #1479, Overland Park, KS 66221-9395, United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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